If you can peel the paint in the bathroom just by taking a morning dump, you might want to get some Poo-Pourri. It will help cover the nose-hair curling smell of last night’s mystery-meat burrito when it makes it’s reemergence as you punish the porcelain.
This gift set includes two different scents you can use to mask the smell in convenient pump-spray bottles. It works by putting a thin layer of oil across the surface of the toilet-water to trap the smell.
The Trap-A-Crap scent fills the rooms with smells of cedar and citrus instead of shit and more shit, while the Royal Flush scent uses scents of eucalyptus and spearmint. Either, I’m sure we can all agree, is much better than the smell of whatever crawled up your ass and died.
If you’re wondering how well it works, I can tell you that it depends. I mean, if it’s a “normal” level of stench coming out of your ass then a couple of squirts of Poo-Purri in the bowl works pretty well. However, if you went to the cheap Thai place in the neighborhood, where all of the missing cat signs are, and got the extra spicy mystery-meat special – not so much.
Actual utility aside, it’s a perfect gag gift for just about anyone. After all, we all have to occasionally drop the kids off at the pool, right?
Poo-Pourri Master Crapsman Gift Set: Product Details
- Dimensions: 8.2 x 6 x 2 inches
- Shipping Weight: 6.4 ounces
- Includes (1) bottle of Trap-A-Crap and (1) bottle of the Royal Flush Spray.
- Not tested on animals.