Wicked Nightmare Hot Sauce

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Wicked Nightmare Hot Sauce is made from the extract of both the Ghost Pepper and the Scorpion pepper. It’s probably the hottest stuff you will ever put in your mouth. This stuff ranks 2,000,000 Scoville units. For a little bit of context, U.S. police grade PEPPER SPRAY ranks about the same.

Yes, that means drinking this is essentially like drinking tear gas. While standing next to an active volcano, an erupting active volcano, with your mouth open.

Basically, you shouldn’t eat this. Especially if you have a heart condition or trouble breathing. Hell, the heat from this stuff will probably cause you some brain damage. Remember that episode of the Simpsons with the hot pepper/drug trip? Yeah, it’ll be like that.

That said, if you’re still reading this, and not just laughing at the video of Homer in the desert, you’re probably a guy who is thinking “bullshit, it can’t be that hot”. If that’s you (or you’re looking for a gift for such a guy) then this is the stuff you want.

Just remember what goes in (which will suck the whole time) MUST come out. When it does, it will suck some more, probably worse. But, in the end, it’s your a-hole, not mine. If you want it to be on fire, go for it.


Wicked Nightmare Hot Sauce: Product Details

  • Dimensions: 1 x 1 x 3 inches
  • Weight: 1.6 ounces
  • Chili Pepper Extract over 2,000,000 scoville, HPLC tested and verified
  • Hotter than habanero, ghost, and scorpion chili pepper hot sauces
  • A food additive ONLY. Technically, it’s not really a sauce. It’s more like a noxious chemical.

 

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