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Yes, you read that right. These are Wine Condoms and they’re for people who don’t think a bottle of wine is supposed to be a single serving (weird, I know, but some people don’t think they are).

Packaged in a tongue in cheek style to resemble condoms, these are really slip on rubber stoppers for wine or liquor bottles. I wouldn’t use them for anything carbonated. I don’t think they would blow up like a balloon but, I could see them shooting off the end of the bottle.

Wine Condoms

Made from thick black rubber, they are completely reusable, unlike regular condoms. You get 6 Wine Condoms in a package. Each of them comes wrapped in a gold foil wrapper that looks like a…. well, like a condom wrapper (just a bit smaller).

The biggest advantage they have over most wine stoppers is the fact that they don’t add any height to the bottle when in place. A lot of other wine stoppers add an inch or more to the overall height of the bottle. As a result, it might be hard to fit the bottle in the fridge.

Also, like regular condoms, these can help protect you since too much wine, a little self-loathing, and bad decisions are some of the leading indirect causes of unwanted pregnancies.

So, get your Wine Condoms and drink safer.


Wine Condoms: Product Details

  • Dimensions: 4 x 1 x 4 inches.
  • Weight: 2.4 ounces.
  • Shipping Weight: 2.4 ounce.
  • Unlike regular condoms, these are reusable.
  • Used by several big name (apparently wine-sodden) stars such as Amy Poehler, Sharon Stone, Mila Kunis, Madonna, Bethenny Frankel, Melissa McCarthy, Patricia Arquette, and Rosie O’Donnell.

 

Wine Condoms are disposable stoppers for wine bottles. The come wrapped in foil like regular condoms and are a funny way to preserve wine for later.

$13.97

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