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Yes, you read that right. These are Wine Condoms and they’re for people who don’t think a bottle of wine is supposed to be a single serving (weird, I know, but some people don’t think they are).

Packaged in a tongue in cheek style to resemble condoms, these are really slip on rubber stoppers for wine or liquor bottles. I wouldn’t use them for anything carbonated. I don’t think they would blow up like a balloon but, I could see them shooting off the end of the bottle.

Wine Condoms

Made from thick black rubber, they are completely reusable, unlike regular condoms. You get 6 Wine Condoms in a package. Each of them comes wrapped in a gold foil wrapper that looks like a…. well, like a condom wrapper (just a bit smaller).

The biggest advantage they have over most wine stoppers is the fact that they don’t add any height to the bottle when in place. A lot of other wine stoppers add an inch or more to the overall height of the bottle. As a result, it might be hard to fit the bottle in the fridge.

Also, like regular condoms, these can help protect you since too much wine, a little self-loathing, and bad decisions are some of the leading indirect causes of unwanted pregnancies.

So, get your Wine Condoms and drink safer.


Wine Condoms: Product Details

  • Dimensions: 4 x 1 x 4 inches.
  • Weight: 2.4 ounces.
  • Shipping Weight: 2.4 ounce.
  • Unlike regular condoms, these are reusable.
  • Used by several big name (apparently wine-sodden) stars such as Amy Poehler, Sharon Stone, Mila Kunis, Madonna, Bethenny Frankel, Melissa McCarthy, Patricia Arquette, and Rosie O’Donnell.

 

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