World’s Smallest Violin

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This has got to be the World’s Smallest Violin. If it’s not, it’s damn close, anyway.

This little gadget is perfect for when someone needs some music for their pity party. Because we all know miniature violin music is the preferred music for those.

Also, it’s great if you can train squirrels to play it. Hell, that’s a $100,000 winner on America’s Funniest Home Videos if you can pull it off. Besides squirrels work for peanuts…. but, I digress.

This is also the perfect gift for the music lover in your life. Or, if you don’t have one of those, that special someone who is always bitching and complaining about something stupid. Shit, you probably know a lot of that type of person, right?

Better order a dozen so they can all have a tiny violin playing for them while they tell you about their imaginary woes. Squirrels not included.


World’s Smallest Violin: Product Details

  • Item Weight: 0.3 ounces
  • Dimensions: 5.2 x 1.7 x 0.1 inches (yes, the vilin is 4 inches, the case is bigger, duh)
  • Shipping Weight: 0.3 ounces
  • Miniature Violin with Case and Bow.
  • Perfect for trained squirrels!!!

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