AncestryDNA-Genetic Testing Kit


OK, I know you’ve seen the commercials for the AncestryDNA-Genetic Testing Kit. You may have even thought about ordering one before your one tin-foil hat wearing friend (we all know one) warned you that if you do, the government will have your DNA.

Well, I’m here to tell you that it’s too late. If you’ve ever handled a penny, the government already has your DNA on record. Why else do you think they keep them in circulation when it costs 1.7 cents to make them?

(OK, I don’t really believe that but, it’s fun to throw that back at conspiracy nuts just to watch their reaction…)

Anyway, this kit will let you track your genetic heritage by using some DNA (from saliva – yes, you are paying to, literally, send your spit to someone). Several weeks after submission, you’ll get back a report that will tell you where in the world your DNA originated.

I think it would be pretty cool to know my ethnic mix, wouldn’t you? Well, here’s your chance, get your kit today.

AncestryDNA – Genetic Testing Kit: Product Details

  • Uses a saliva sample to get a DNA profile.
  • Takes 6-8 weeks for results.
  • Human DNA only.
  • Will totally not be used by the military to clone you.


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