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- Bag Of Gummy Dicks (6oz) + 8.5x11" Metallic Gold Note that says EAT A BAG OF DICKS! + Wrapped in tissue paper
- Make sure to enter the recipient's address as the shipping address during checkout, not yours
Ever wish you could Anonymously Send a Bag Of Dicks to someone you hate? Well, now you can with just a few clicks of the mouse.
This 6 oz (170 gram) bag of gummy dicks ships anonymously to your target. The box includes the bag of gummy worm dicks, and a 8.5 x 11″ inch sheet of paper with the words “EAT A BAG OF DICKS” printed in big, bold letters. The note and bag of dicks comes wrapped in tissue paper so they can wipe their mouth when done eating.
It’s perfect to send to an ex, an old boss, or just that brown-nosing douchebag in the office whose always trying to take credit for your work. It’s also great to send to a friend as a random joke to see if he or she can figure out who did it.
The gummies are not actually dick flavored. Well, I don’t know if they are or not as I’ve never tried dick but, I’m guessing they’re not.
Oh, this is very important; make sure you remember to send it to the right address. If you don’t YOU may be the one chowing down on phallic gummies. These are the artificial fruit flavor you would expect from gummy worms.
If the ability to anonymously send a bag of dicks to your friends or enemies just isn’t going to cause the embarrassment you want to suffer, you might want to anonymously send them a Big-Assed Dildo instead. The bag of dicks can be a bit subtle, the big-assed dildos? Not so much.
Anonymously Send a Bag Of Dicks: Product Details
- Send a 6 oz (170 g) bag of gummy dicks to someone who desperately needs to eat a big bag of dicks.
- Random flavors and colors.
- Includes a metallic gold note that says “EAT A BAG OF DICKS!” and comes wrapped in tissue paper (so they can wipe up when done).
- Make sure to enter the recipient’s address as the shipping address during checkout, not yours