Great Geek Gift

Critical Fail Coffee Mug


If your dice are like mine (and constantly trying to kill you), you’ll be glad to have this Critical Fail Coffee Mug to express your feelings. You know, those feelings that occur when your 9th level fighter accidentally stabs himself in the neck while fighting a Kobold.

A damn KOBOLD!!!! Argghhhhh…. What the hell was that bastard doing in the 3rd level of the dungeon, anyway?

That’s when a calming cup of chamomile tea would be perfect, right?

Oh, who am I kidding? Irish Coffee is the only thing that’s going to come close to taking the edge off of needing to roll up a new character. All because of a sadistic DM, a weird random encounter, your mutinous dice, and a freaking Kobold!

Don't like the 'Well, shit!' printed on the mug? How about a nice punny euphemism instead?


Aside from venting some feelings over the last campaign that I’ve been holding onto for a long time, there’s not really a lot to say about this mug. It’s black and has a funny graphic on it (well, funny for RPG players, anyway) and it holds coffee or other liquids really well.

Also, unlike a lot of these novelty coffee mugs, this one is actually microwave and dishwasher safe. So, it won’t just end up on your desk as a pen holder, you’ll probably actually use it day to day for actual coffee or tea (or, you know, liquor).

It would also make a great gift for a fellow D&D player (or DM you need to butter up).

Critical Fail Coffee Mug: Product Details

  • Printed on only the highest quality mugs. The print shouldn’t fade no matter how many times it’s washed.
  • Packaged and shipped from the USA.
  • 100% Dishwasher and Microwave safe.
  • Also good for fans of Pathfinder, GURPS, or anything else that requires a D20 to play.
  • Yes, your dice ARE trying to kill you. They always are.

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