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Death Wish Coffee


Can you drink a whole pot of coffee 5 minutes before going to bed and still sleep like a baby? Are you mainlining triple-espressos just so you can wake up in the morning? If so, Death Wish Coffee (the world’s strongest coffee) is for you.

Because, let’s face it, at one time or another, we all need to wake the F*@k up.

This USDA certified organic, fair-trade coffee is billed as the worlds strongest brew and can really give you a kick in the ass to get you going. And because it’s a great tasting coffee to boot, it’s available as a 2-pack so you don’t have to re-order as often.

By clicking Get Your Stuff, you can get two 1 pound bags of whole bean coffee (yes, that’s 2 pounds total).

If you ask me, and you know you should, fresh-ground coffee is always the best. But, if you need a pick-me-up, before attending a boring class/lecture, chewing on a whole coffee bean is guaranteed to keep you alert and awake the whole time. Your choice ground or whole bean.

So, wake the hell up and order yours right now!!!!

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Death Wish Whole Bean Coffee - 2 Pounds

This stuff will keep you alert and awake for days!

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Death Wish Ground Coffee - 2 Pounds

Don't have a coffee grinder? No problem, they have pre-ground bags too.

Oh, and in case a measly 2 pounds just won’t cut it for you. You can also get a behemoth 5 POUND BAG of ground Death Wish Coffee for just $75.99!!

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Death Wish Ground Coffee - 5 Pounds

To keep those lazy assholes in the office awake so you don't have to do all of the work.

Death Wish Coffee: Product Details

  • Dimensions: 9 x 4 x 6 inches ; 2.1 pounds.
  • Shipping Weight: 2.3 pounds.
  • 2 1 pound bags.
  • Whole Bean Coffee because real men grind their own.

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