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Hey.... Anything known as the "universal solvent" has to be dangerous and need it's own protective container, right?

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This Dihydrogen Monoxide Containment Water Bottle is the best way to ensure that your Dihydrogen Monoxide is properly contained.

As you may know, Dihydrogen Monoxide is known to cause diaphoresis, micturation, and even acute tissue hydration.

As if the above conditions weren’t enough, it’s also found in cancer cells, and causes thousands of deaths worldwide every year. It’s the basis of a highly reactive hydroxyl radical shown to mutate DNA, denature proteins, disrupt cell membranes, and chemically alter critical neurotransmitters.

Oh my god!! Why isn’t this stuff banned?!?!?! Won’t somebody think of the children?


This 1 liter (34 oz) 18/8, food grade, stainless steel containment vessel is designed to ensure that your Dihydrogen Monoxide is safely contained. It is laboratory white and has the following warning in black letters…

Dihydrogen Monoxide Containment Unit. Warning: May cause diaphoresis, micturation, and even acute tissue hydration.”

It offers a wide mouth for easy drinking (why would you do that?) and a thin profile to fit most cup holders and bike bottle holders. Hand wash only.

Now, if you’re a little more careless about containing your Dihydrogen Monoxide then you might be also be interested in the iPhone Water Bottle instead. You’re the one assuming all of the risks, after all.


Dihydrogen Monoxide Containment Water Bottle: Product Details

  • Dimensions: Approximately 11.5 x 3 x 3 inches
  • Weight: Approximately 10.4 ounces.
  • Material: 18/8, food-grade stainless steel.
  • No lining & no BPA or other toxins.
  • Wide mouth for easy drinking.
  • Holds 1.0 liter (approximately 34 ounces).
  • Thin profile to fit most cup holders & bike bottle holders.

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