Don’t Fucking Die Get Well Soon Card

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Large Get Well Soon Card - " DON'T FUCKING DIE " -...

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Last update was in: June 26, 2017 7:58 pm

Regardless of what you think about cursing, this Don’t Fucking Die Get Well Soon Card is very succinct in its message.

If it’s true that laughter is the best medicine, then this card will truly heal the shit out of your flu-stricken co-worker (whose absence is heavily increasing your workload…uugghhh).

Hell, it might even fix your best friend’s broken limb (where the hell are you gonna find another wingman/woman to hit happy hour with?), or even revitalize your food poisoned spouse (wow, they sure are a lot less lovely when they’re whining all the time, aren’t they?)

Don't Fucking Die Get Well Soon Card

No matter the situation, you can undoubtedly come to the rescue of someone in need by lifting their spirits out of the gutter with a little sarcastic comedy and humor… Just please, please, please, whatever you do, do not give this card to someone who actually has a chance of dying. I mean, what kind of sick bastard would you be to do that?


Unless they would get a kick out of it, then, I guess, it’s OK.

This extra large card is printed on premium 8.5″ x 11″ card stock using vivid colors and huge text to make sure they get the message. You know, unless they’re in a coma or something.


Don’t Fucking Die Get Well Soon Card: Product Details

  • Dimensions: 12 x 10 x 0.1 inches.
  • Weight: 2.1 ounces.
  • Extra large card.
  • Not recommended for people in a coma because they can’t read it anyway.

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