These Dude Wipes are the first flushable wipes for dudes. With these, you can actually be sure that there are no remnants of last night’s triple-meat burrito after “processing” with just one wipe. Without these, you’ll need to use 2 rolls of toilet paper and possibly still need to sacrifice a washcloth when that doesn’t work to get yourself clean.
(Dude, really, eat a vegetable once in a while, OK?)
These wipes are hypoallergenic and offer 44 square inches of ass-cleaning surface. They’re biodegradable and safe for both sewer and septic tanks. This makes them great to take along when camping.
Also, you’ll really appreciate the aloe in them after a drunken night of hot wings featuring the Satan’s spit, extra suicide atomic sauce – because there WILL be pain.
In addition to effectively keeping monkey-butt and swamp-ass at bay, the Dude Wipes are also great for a quick cleanup after a hard day’s work or exercise when you don’t have time to hit the showers. They’re awesome for a quick clean up of your face, hands, armpits, and other “dude regions”. It’s still nasty, but better than nothing.
Just make sure you use SEPARATE wipes for wiping and cleanup because, eww….
Since we know that men tend to need a lot of cleaning, there's even an Amazon Dash button you can mount in the bathroom for quick and easy reorders.
These wipes come with a 100% no questions asked, money-back guarantee because, no one (and I mean no one) wants to handle returns of used Dude Wipes.
Dude Wipes: Product Details
- Dimensions: 5.5 x 4 x 3.5 inches.
- Shipping Weight: 8.2 ounces
- 44 Square Inches of area to wipe OR clean yourself up. Don’t do both with the same wipe, dude.
- Hypoallergenic because a rash down there would really suck!!