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Emergency Underpants Dispenser


The Accoutrements Emergency Underpants Dispenser is either a brilliant gag gift for someone or, the perfect thing for someone who really likes to be prepared for messy “accidents”.

If that’s you, cut back a bit on the fiber intake, OK?

Basically, you get 5 pairs of “one-size fits most” adult underpants in a pop-up tissue box. The underpants are unisex and made of some indeterminate material. Kind of like a shower cap. Normally, I wouldn’t wear them but in an “emergency”? Maybe.

So, keep a box in the office, your glove box, and in the upstairs bathroom to make sure your ass stays covered after an “accident”.

Oh sure, you could just keep an extra pair of underwear somewhere handy but, what if you have multiple accidents? Oh, it could happen, especially if you gave the Wicked Nightmare Hot Sauce a try.

Emergency Underpants Dispenser: Product Details

  • Dimensions: 4 x 4 x 4 inches
  • Weight: 3.2 ounces
  • Shipping Weight 3.2 ounces
  • Comes with 5 pairs of unisex underwear.


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