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Giant Lobster Claws


This pair of latex Giant Lobster Claws slips over your hands and instantly makes you more lobstery. If you’re a Futurama fan, you can pair it with a lab-coat and channel your inner Zoidberg. That way, if you’re in a meeting or conversation and want to exit in a hurry, just click them together exit the room sideways while squawking, “Woop woop woop woop!” Problem solved.

Even if you’re not a Futurama fan, you’ll look so lobsteriffic, you’ll hardly be able to resist dipping yourself in butter.

These claws have a working thumb, so, you can sorta kinda pick stuff up with the pincers but, you might not want to drive with them on. Or, maybe you do, it’s not my turn to watch you and make sure you don’t do something stupid.

Each pair of Giant Lobster Claws is about 14″ long and made of latex. They fit most sizes of adult hands and are absolutely guaranteed to freak the hell out of your wife’s/girlfriend’s cat.

Giant Lobster Claws: Product Details

  • Dimensions: 14 x 2.5 x 7.5 inches
  • Weight: 13.4 ounces
  • Material: Latex
  • Guaranteed to freak your cat the hell out!


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