Happy Man Wine Opener and Stopper Set

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Happy Man Bottle Stopper, Corkscrew and Bottle Opener Set of 3

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Last update was in: May 20, 2017 11:48 am

$13.99

This Happy Man Wine Opener and Stopper Set is a hilarious gift for the wine or beer lover in your life.

Each bright-red Happy Man “tool” (Bottle Opener, Corkscrew, & Stopper) is constructed of hard (ahem) plastic and is intended for durability way past the 4 hour mark where you would need to call a doctor.

Each tool is quite handy in its own right but, together, they offer a (proportionally) huge amount of satisfaction to the female wine and beer lovers out there. The males will be too busy laughing and making crude jokes.

Your friends will find these rather happy little plastic men hilarious. If they don’t then you need to find new friends. Alternatively, you could use the corkscrew to try and remove the sticks from their asses. Either way, your call.


Happy Man Wine Opener and Stopper Set: Product Details

  • Wine stopper: 3.15” x 3.15” x 2.75” (8x8x7 cm)
  • Beer opener: 3.15” x 3.15” x 2.75” (8x8x7 cm.)
  • Cockscrew: 3.74” x 3.34” x 3.34” (9.5×8.5×8.5 cm.)
  • 100% “Satisfaction” Warranty. There’s a bunch of  jokes here but i’ll let them go. OK, just one… Usually, the satisfaction comes after the wine, before you’re opening the bottle.
  • One more because I can’t resist… Handling the corkscrew may lead to satisfaction before the wine is poured.

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