How to Poo on a Date


OK, just to be clear, How To Poo On A Date is a book instructing you how to poo while on a date. Not, I repeat, NOT, how to poo ON your date. Seriously dude. Ewww…

If you’re into that, then you’re going to be very disappointed by this book. However, if you are normal, then this book is for you. It tells you how to go answer the call of nature while on a date in a way that doesn’t embarrass you or reduce your chances for another date. Unless, of course she/he IS into that. In which case, you’ll need to seriously re-evaluate your relationship.

Even if the tips don’t really help, it’s still a funny book and you should have a copy in your bathroom the first time you have her/him over to your place. If nothing else, so you can see if they have a sense of humor.

How to Poo on a Date Book: Product Details

  • Dimensions: 5.1 x 0.4 x 6.8 inches
  • Weight: 6.4 ounce
  • Paperback: 144 pages
  • Language: English

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