I’m Not Slurring My Words I’m Speaking in Cursive Wine Glass

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I'm Not Slurring My Words. I'm Speaking in Cursive. - 16-Ounce Etched...

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“I’m not slurring my words. I’m speaking in cursive.” A gentle reminder, meticulously etched into this stemmed glass so that it never wears off, that will add a sense of refinement and humor to every occasion.

Yet, this wine glass isn’t just a cheap novelty. Ok, it IS a novelty but it’s also functional, dishwasher-safe glassware. It’s perfect for use as your daily wine glass.

The generous 16-ounce capacity allows wine to breathe and fully develop the rich bouquet of flavors you would expect from fine crystal….. Oh, who am I kidding? You don’t care about that kind of stuff. You just want the wine to taste good and the company to be fun, right? Well, this wine glass will make people smile while you drink the pain away for another night.

If that’s what you want, get this glass, you’ll be glad you did every time someone smirks when reading it.

It also makes for a humorous and useful gift that will keep your girlfriends, mom, sisters, colleagues, enemies, former lovers, and even Diane from purchasing thinking of you for years to come and mostly in a good way.

I’m Not Slurring My Words. I’m Speaking in Cursive Wine Glass: Product Details

  • Dimensions: 10 x 5 x 5 inches.
  • Weight: 10.4 ounces.
  • Capacity: 16 oz.
  • Dishwasher safe.
  • For the wine lover of the utmost class & sophistication, yet also an appreciation for funny wine glasses.

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