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Running and Sex Funny Birthday Card

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J9994 Jumbo Funny Birthday Card: Five Miles With Envelope (Extra Large Version:...

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This hilariously Funny Birthday Card is great for that buddy of yours that is having a birthday soon. Especially if that buddy is a runner.

On the outside of this bright yellow card, in big black letters is says “You burn as many calories during sex as you do running 5 miles…”. On the inside, it says “Who the Fuck runs 5 miles in 30 seconds? Kick off your running shoes and enjoy a happy birthday!”

You know, sometimes, being the fastest at something is not really a good thing. Just saying…

Running and Sex Funny Birthday Card

And despite what your girlfriend/wife¬†says, since it’s a sex joke, size DOES matter. So, this card offers a full 8.5 by 11 inches. (Insert George Takei “Oh, myyyyy…” here.)

Printed in the USA on premium recycled card stock paper, it comes with a matching envelope. These over-sized cards are perfect for group presents as there is plenty of space for well wishes and signatures. Yes, even enough for those those attention whores who always use too much space to write something stupid.

Running and Sex Funny Birthday Card: Product Details

  • Product Dimensions 11 x 8.5 x 0 inches
  • Item Weight 1.4 ounces
  • Materials: Paper, ink. It’s a card, what did you expect?
  • Printed in the USA when you place your order.
  • Sometimes, being really fast at something is NOT a good thing.

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