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Ladies, if your swimsuit makes you feel more like you’re going to a Betazed wedding than to the beach, you might want to give this Star Trek Cover Up Romper (via ThinkGeek) a look.

I know the Star Trek One-Piece and Star Trek Two Piece swimsuits are awesome. Unfortunately, not everyone wants to wear only a swimsuit while they’re going from the hotel room at the Star Trek convention in Las Vegas to the pool.

Ideally, you could transport straight to the pool area. However, since the Temporal Prime Directive prevents you from using a transporter at this point in history, you’ll just have to walk. That’s why you need this cover-up.

Star Trek Cover Up Romper

It’s made from 100% polyester and comes in 2 sizes that fit up to XL. The color is vaguely reminiscent of the command gold color. It also features a flattering draped front, easy-fit drawstring waist and even an embroidered combadge for procuring another cold drink.

What more could you want? I mean besides a commission on a Galaxy-class starship and an unlimited open bar tab?

Star Trek Cover Up Romper: Product Details

  • Materials: 100% polyester.
  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low.
  • Officially-licensed Star Trek: The Next Generation merchandise.
  • One-piece grey gauzy cover-up with gold drawstring waist and piping.
  • Embroidered combadge.

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