STX-1000-CE Chef’s Elite 15 Minute Meat & Vegetable Vacuum Marinator


(Almost) every man loves meat and the more flavorful it is the better. That’s why the STX-1000-CE Vacuum Marinator is an appliance every man will actually use, unlike that damn blender (what the hell is the difference between puree and liquify, anyway? They both make whatever you were blending look like baby crap).

All you have to do is put in your meat and marinade in the clear plastic canister, place the canister in the machine, set the timer, wait, then throw it on the grill (no more than 6 minutes a side, if you cook it past medium you need to hand in your man card now).

If you’re new to grilling, you need to know that the best flavor comes from quality meat, a good cut, and an excellent marinade. The STX-1000-CE is an awesome and effective way to make sure your marinade works flavor into your steak as efficiently as possible.

To help with making sure the marinade penetrates the meat as much as possible, a mechanical meat tenderizer is included. It’s the “stabby” type that drives a bunch of what can best be described as big-ass nails into the meat.  This not only mechanically tenderizes the meat, but it also makes little channels for the marinade to seep deep into the steak.

Oh, and if you are one of those vegetarians (which is an old Native American word for “bad hunters”, BTW) you can also marinade veggies, you know, if you must…

STX-1000-CE Vacuum Marinator: Product Details

  • Dimensions:  9.75 inches x 13 inches x 9.5 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 7.75 pounds
  • Color: Black
  • Includes operating/instruction manual and more than a dozen marinating recipes.
  • Digital control Panel with a built in timer
  • Automatic shut-off function.


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