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Tampon Flask (5-Pack)


This Tampon Flask, is an innovative (and slightly disgusting) way to smuggle booze into stadiums, concerts, amusement parks, funerals, AA meetings… you know, anywhere you could use a drink but it’s either not allowed or too damn expensive.

You get five reusable 1-oz plastic tubes and five paper wrappers clearly marked with the word “tampon” several times. Simply fill the tube with your drink of choice and seal it in one of the paper wrappers. When you’re ready to drink, just unwrap one, take the lid off and take a swig.

Be careful that you don’t accidentally fish out a real tampon or you’ll have some really bad cotton mouth.

Pro Tip
It will be much more convincing and you’ll be much less likely to get caught if you are a woman or you have a wife/girlfriend. Go figure…

No security guard is going to check your tampons for booze, especially the male ones. Just, for gods-sake, don’t fill them with Bloody Mary’s because…. ewwww.

Warning: Not recommended for use on planes. You know, the TSA could be a problem..

Tampon Flask: Product Details

  • Product Dimensions 7 x 5 x 5 inches.
  • Item Weight 6.4 ounces.
  • 5 flasks/wrappers per package.


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