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Star Trek Klingon Bathrobe


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nuq DanoHmeH SuvwI’ yoH chenmoH be chaH paH may’ law’ nom je qIt qaSpu’DI’ Suq bIQ ghaywI’ pa’ sonic mop Hov trek veb bovvam tlhIngan ‘op DIjlu’ta’bogh.

chenmoH 100 vatlhvI’ tera’ cotton, sized mop mebpa’mey-laHlIj ‘op DIjlu’ta’bogh mach tlhIngan SuvwI’ ghoghmey ghap Human loD sized motlhbogh.

wa’vatlh neH loQ je ‘ey veteran tlhIngan SuvwI’pu’, tlhIngan wo’ gold Ha’quj ‘ej Degh features mop ‘op DIjlu’ta’bogh. be vaj ‘op DIjlu’ta’bogh mop tuQ qeylIS unforgettable, legh ‘oH be’nI’puqDaj rur wa’.

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This Star Trek The Next Generation Klingon Bathrobe is what brave warriors use to make sure they’re dressed for battle as quickly as possible after getting out of the sonic showers.

Made of 100% Earth cotton, this hotel-quality bathrobe is sized to fit a small Klingon warrior or average sized human male.

While just a little too comfortable for veteran Klingon warriors, this bathrobe features the emblem of the Klingon Empire and gold sash. I’m sure if Kahless the Unforgettable wore a bathrobe, it would look much like this one.

TNG Klingon Bathrobe: Product Details

  • Package Dimensions: 18 x 14.1 x 3 inches.
  • Weight: 2.5 pounds.
  • 100% cotton hotel-quality bathrobe with a tie closure.
  • Embroidered designs.
  • One size fits most human males.
  • Make sure you go to Sto’Vo’Kor if you die in glorious combat while getting out of the sonic showers.

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