OK, zombies are a bit passe but, there’s a reason the CDC still uses the zombie apocalypse for planning. It’s because if you’re prepared for zombies, you’re prepared for anything. Well, the same idea applies to the Zombie Proof Cabin.
The ZFC-1 (as the manufacturer calls it) uses thick, interlocking wood timbers for maximum strength and resistance to wind, rain, and (of course) zombies. Not only is the building strong and secure enough to stop any zombie (or most other intruders) from getting inside, the design is intelligent enough to give you fantastic and safe vantage points to use any defensive weaponry you have in the event of a breach.
The ZFC-1 comprises of three sections, all of which are independent from each other with two lockable doors securing each building. This means a breach in any section section does not mean all is lost. An intruder would have to somehow breach (at least) three very securely locked doors – which even a skilled lock picker would struggle to open.
One of the smaller buildings is a garage with secure roller shutter doors – still large enough to secure a getaway vehicle. The other building comes with a built in storage unit for food to help you last the duration of the apocalypse. There is also a great place to store any other weapons or supplies you deem necessary.
The third larger building at the back has two floors (containing a bedroom, a kitchen, a living room and even a gym) as well as an upper deck to give you a 360 degree vantage point with smart slots in the decking wall to allow you to shoot at intruders in the surrounding area. In the middle of the three buildings protected by walls around the outside and a mesh roof is a small garden to allow you some outdoor time and to plant and grow vegetables.
Oh, and for the price, the ZFC-1 includes a toilet system, furniture, and appliances so, all you need is a little plot of land, and a generator (or solar panels) to be safe and secure. It even comes with a TV and Xbox so you can keep your zombie killing skills sharp. Well, virtually, anyway.
You’ll have to get your own weapons, though. Might I suggest the X15 Flamethrower? Technically, it’s a bad idea to set zombies on fire but, it would be great entertainment (especially if you can light up your old boss or ex). Hey, it’s the end of the world, don’t judge me.
Zombie Proof Cabin: Product Details
- Dimensions: 44 x 30 feet (13.15 x 8.95 m).
- Wall Thickness: About 2 inches (44 mm).
- Stories: 2 and a rooftop firing platform.
- Entrances: 2 (one man-door and one garage door). Both are reinforced.
- Furniture and appliances included!
- This Zombie Proof Cabin comes with a 10 year ANTI ZOMBIE GUARANTEE*.
- Where else are you going to find a 2-bedroom, zombie proof cabin for this price?
- You can also get optional floodlights, cameras, and water cannons because, why not?